In a message dated 5/31/2003 12:27:11 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
greenman62@hotmail.com writes:
> > Please, Greg- The doctor has advised me never to laugh this hard or
> >long-
> > > says I could do myself an injury...
> > > Scott
> > >
> I would bet that 95% of the complaints made
> > about Lucas equipment can usually be traced back to owners
> > who improperly maintain grounds or have hacked their system
> > to compensate for poor grounds.
> >
> > Percy Ballentine
> > (once again out of lurk mode)
>
> You gentlemen are wrong...
>
> We have run out of the primary thing that Lucas systems require to work
> properly...
>
> Live virgins for the tradition "Appease the Prince" ritual sacrifice.
> Back in the early days of the last
> century you could always find a few good virgins laying around (hmmm, is
>
> that an oxymoron?) to
> send on the the P.O.D. (Prince O' Darkness) Then came the late 60s...
> Things went to hell... literally.
>
> Lately I've had good short term results with a live chicken and a bottle
>
> of good single malt scotch.
>
> Greg
>
> Greg Petrolati Champaign, Illinois 1962 TR4 (CT4852L)
>
I think I can find some live chickens around here. Send
me a bottle of that fine single malt.....of course, just for
research purposes....
Percy Ballentine
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