In a message dated 8/14/02 5:23:36 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
borgstede@umsl.edu writes:
>
> I just got this from my wife today. (what timing!)
>
> ++++++++++++++++++
>
> When Its Time For An Oil Change
> Oil Change instructions for WOMEN:
> 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last
> oil change.
> 2) Drink a cup of coffee.
> 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly > > >
> maintained
> vehicle. > > > > > >
>
> Money spent:
> Oil Change $20.00
> Coffee $ 1.00
> Total $21.00 > > > > > >
My Jiffy Lube gives free coffee. Deduct $1.
Ray
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