The version I remember is "X could not find his asshole if he used both
hands and a flashlight."
Craig Foch
1963 TR4 CT 22268 L
1964 Ford Falcon Ranchero
1988 Daihatsu Charade (LJC: 993 CC 3-cyl)
> From: Mark Hooper <mhooper@pixelsystems.com>
> Reply-To: Mark Hooper <mhooper@pixelsystems.com>
> Date: Fri, 23 Aug 2002 22:49:59 -0400
> To: "'Phil Ethier '" <pethier@isd.net>, "'Chris Kantarjiev
> '"<cak@dimebank.com>, "'triumphs@autox.team.net '"<triumphs@autox.team.net>
> Subject: RE: tappets humour NO LOBC
>
> Phil said:
>
>> I have seen large funnel-like devices for sale for Chev V8 engines.
>> I suppose some time ... could produce such a thing for Triumph
>> engines.
>
> Hmmm, I work closely with an American who always loves to say "X couldn't
> find his a-s with a funnel". Meaning, I assume, that at some time in one's
> life a test had been administered involving mechanical instuments and
> positional detection. I have seen tests for drunkedness with the testee
> being obliged to find the tip of his nose with a finger. Is this the same
> sort of thing but with the funnel added in for cleanliness and eas of reach?
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