The marmot stems from a long drinking session, down the
pub, where we go onto the problem of how to find our way,
home. Thus (in brief) we concluded that a geo-stationery
hampster atached your watch by a peace of string above your
house would help you to locate home. These were launched
into space by paralised snakes (to much gin), with marmots
as the ground crew.
They are actualy brown fury creatures, rabit sized. I first
saw them when I was on a mountin in Austrea.
After I found out what they realy are. They are the creatures
that they make Marmite from. They do infact look like a jar
of Marmite.
In the above pub conversation I also found out why cars squeel
when you go round corners to fast. There are littel bugs that
live in the tread of your tires. They are known as Gum Bugs,
they have legs that hook into the tread, and very long and
sticky toungs. There job is to stick on the road with there
toungs, and hold the car on the road. When you go round to fast
they start to loose grip, and screem to let you know you are
going to fast. :-)
--
James Carpenter
Yellow '79 spit wired by a trained marmot
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