> > Roland "roadster dude" Dudley
> >
> > P.S. Hey, what's wrong with my paint?
>
> Top Ten List of Reasons Why Nothing's Wrong With Roland's Snake's Paint:
>
> 10. The EPA hasn't classified Bondo dust as hazardous emissions.
A non issues since this stuff gets washed into the bay along with
the water base stripper I'm using.
> 3. Babes in bikinis think he's driving an ad for Coors Light.
I hate it when that happens!
>
> And the NUMBER ONE reason there's nothing wrong with Roland's Snake's
> Paint:
>
> 1. Who cares about the paint -- he's DRIVING this car instead of
> storing it, and that's what really matters.
Yeah, and it even attracts the attention of people who don't know or who
don't give a diddly squat what a Cobra is! "Hey buddy, aren't you
worried your car's gonna rust?"
Roland "a la natural" Dudley
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