To the Fine Folks at H&C,
>COMING SOON FROM Huck & CHuck Enterprises: The Huck & CHuck Variable
>Transponder Trigger System!!!
This is already possible! Don't ask me how I know. I do have a very
intimate knowledge of how those little red things with flashing lights
work.... :)
----- Original Message -----
From: "James A. Crider" <autojim@worldnet.att.net>
To: <autox@autox.team.net>
Sent: Wednesday, June 12, 2002 9:48 PM
Subject: New from Huck & CHuck Enterprises!
> FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: POUGHKEEPSIE, NY COMPANY RELEASES HOT NEW
AUTOCROSS
> PRODUCT
>
> Yes, just when you thought it was safe, that maybe Huck & CHuck had
finally
> frittered away the last of their IPO largess on Huck's "special research
> chemicals" and CHuck's various projects (Honda, CP Firebird, etc.), Huck &
> CHuck Enterprises releases its newest product line:
>
> The Huck & CHuck Variable Photocell Trigger System!
>
> That's right, kids, now you can change the way your car trips the start
and
> finish lights to your advantage! Trigger the start beam with the rear of
> the car and the finish beam some 2 meters before the front of your car
> arrives at the finish line!
>
> How is this possible, you ask? Why, with Huck's special VarioPrism(tm)
> light-bending technology! Special high-refraction prisms, programmable
and
> cockpit-adjustable with the push of a button, actually *BEND* the
photocell
> beams so that they don't "break" until you want them to!
>
> Systems are available for IR photocells, the new red laser photocells, the
> ProSolo low-ground-clearance system, but the best deal is the combination
> system that works with every conceivable photocell timing system (and at
> Huck & CHuck, you can be sure that there is a lot of conceiving going on
> all the time!).
>
> Special options, available for Substantial Extra Cost, include the Tunnell
> E-Sand(tm) System, to keep your dial-in (or your winning margin) constant,
> and the John Thomas Signature Edition NoBreakout(tm) Controller that will
> allow you to run your Challenge dial-in, to the thousandth of a second,
> every time -- even if you finished 5th in class and were the 32nd
Qualifier
> for the Challenge!
>
> Win "Consistency Challenges"! Make up that pesky tenth of a second you're
> always behind your regional rival! Finally whip up on Jack Burns and The
> Fessler Woman! The universe of winning can be yours with the new Huck &
> Chuck Variable Photocell Trigger System!!!
>
> For more information, contact Huck & CHuck Enterprises at:
>
> H&CE
> Behind the hot water pipes
> Track 29 Men's Room
> Union Station
> Poughkeepsie, NY 10234
>
> Disclaimer: Huck & CHuck Enterprises are not responsible for protests,
> appeals, and/or any penalties imposed by sanctioning bodies for the use of
> the Huck & CHuck Variable Photocell Trigger System or any of its
> accessories, nor are Huck & CHuck Enterprises, or any of its principals or
> employees, liable for eye injuries from improper installation and use of
> the Huck & CHuck Variable Photocell Trigger System.
>
> COMING SOON FROM Huck & CHuck Enterprises: The Huck & CHuck Variable
> Transponder Trigger System!!!
>
> Press Release by:
>
> Jim Crider
> Director, UnderCover operations (DUC)
> Huck & CHuck Enterprises
> autojim@att.net
>
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