Iv'e found the gold (but not silver) and precisous and semi precious gems
are the only sure fire never return gifts for the women of my aquaintance.
Deano
-----Original Message-----
From: Joe Curry [mailto:spitlist@gte.net]
Sent: Friday, June 18, 1999 10:47 AM
To: Ross Vincenti
Cc: triumphs@autox.team.net; spitfires@autox.team.net; Arthur H. Smith
Subject: Re: SQUAT
Ross Vincenti wrote:
> _______________
> Whew! Thanks Art! Now when my wife yells at me for buying her the
> wrong size dress and tells me that I don't know squat, I'll have a
> snappy comeback! (chuckle). Actually, that's really cool trivia.
Ross,
Rule number 1 is, "Never buy clothes for a woman!" It's a no-win
proposition. You go in with the best of intentions and end up getting
slapped around. If the size is correct (which it seldom is) the style,
color or any other of the possibilities is wrong. So when shopping for
a woman, the best thing to gibe her is money! That way she doesn't have
to exchange it!!! 8^)
Joe
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