* * * pseudo Roadster content follows * * *
HA! A 510 AND a Roadster? Certifiable? Answer "a few simple questions", as
they say (Oh, not "THEM" again!)
1) When finished washing your car, do you
a) dry it with a towel/chamois or
b) drive it around the block (to "dry it off" heheheh) or
c) a AND b above
2) When driving past glass storefronts, do you look in the windows to see
the reflection of your car?
3) When walking away from your car after parking in a large parking lot, do
you
a) Turn around and look at your car because you like the way it looks
b) do a above more than once before getting to the store
4) When your beside a dark colored shiny car, do you check out the
reflection of your car in their paint?
5) When driving down the road and you see pedestrians, do you look in your
rearview mirror to see if they check out your car as you go by?
6) Do you STILL look in the classified section at what others want for their
Roadsters?
7) Whenever possible, do you check out reflections in building/other cars to
see that all tyour marker lights and signals work?
Scoring : Self evaluate. You all know where you stand. The serious men in
the white van with funny white jackets will be arriving shortly. I hear a
knock at my door, hang on . . .
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