For me, Pat, there is an unfortunate side to being kicked out of Novice.
The three events I attended last season stirred a bloody lust for victory
within me that no second place can fulfill. As a result, if I'm thrust out
of the racing-tire-safe confines of Novice, I'll be forced to spend my
student loans on a new set of feet and ankles for my car. That will result
in humiliation and disgrace as I'm crushed, pulverized, and otherwise mushed
into goo by experienced autocrossers without the comfort of the "bad tires"
excuse. (I cite Mr. Creasy's response.) And that's to say nothing of being
dropped from my classes, homelessness, and starvation.
I'm so much the rookie that I didn't even realize the Slush Series was a
totally unique series from the Championship Series. (Jackass.)
So now that I have a better understanding of the issues at hand, I pose
John's poignant question:
Now that we're running Novice classes in the Slush events, does a Slush
Novice trophy disqualify you for Novice in the following season?
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