[Spridgets] Shake Down Cruise
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Sat Jun 21 20:20:12 MDT 2008
B- Evans wrote:
> Frank the Rainman wrote: "Now wait just a minute, I am not going to
> stay in PennsylRAINia, but I do have to travel thru the state so it
> will only rain on Tuesday."
> Dear Mr. Clarici....
> May I remind you that when we arrived in England last year, they had
> been enjoying a brilliant six weeks of pure sun and warmth? As soon
> as you stepped off the airplane, England was inundated with rain for
> the next 13 of the 14 days +/- that you were there. Not just rain,
> but flooding, ruined crops, and vacations turned to disasters. Do
> you not remember how embarrassed I was to be around the guy with the
> little black cloud with rain over his head? Or how I lied to
> people, "Oh, he doesn't cause this in America"? Do you deny that
> the Queen herself demanded that you leave her country, an armed escort
> of eight Bobbies bundled you into the aircraft, and as the plane
> lifted into the air, there was heard the rousing shout from throughout
> the land, "And don't come back!"? And that the United States of
> America, the United Nations and the World Health Organization all had
> to apologize for allowing you to leave America with your known
> devastating rain-making proclivities!
> MR. Evans
You forgot to mention I made Tony Blair quit too.
Ok, so we will have 4 days of rain in the Ozarks, it's my fault.
I'm used to it, I have umbrellas, lots of them, I buy one every year in
Unlike you guys in CA, us New Jersians do not melt in the rain.
Toms River, NJ
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