[Spridgets] Shake Down Cruise

Frank Clarici spritenut at comcast.net
Sat Jun 21 20:20:12 MDT 2008

B- Evans wrote:
> Frank the Rainman wrote:  "Now wait just a minute, I am not going to 
> stay in PennsylRAINia, but I do have to travel thru the state so it 
> will only rain on Tuesday."
> Dear Mr. Clarici....
> May I remind you that when we arrived in England last year, they had 
> been enjoying a brilliant six weeks of pure sun and warmth?   As soon 
> as you stepped off the airplane, England was inundated with rain for 
> the next 13 of the 14 days +/- that you were there.   Not just rain, 
> but flooding, ruined crops, and vacations turned to disasters.   Do 
> you not remember how embarrassed I was to be around the guy with the 
> little black cloud with rain over his head?    Or how I lied to 
> people, "Oh, he doesn't cause this in America"?    Do you deny that 
> the Queen herself demanded that you leave her country, an armed escort 
> of eight Bobbies bundled you into the aircraft, and as the plane 
> lifted into the air, there was heard the rousing shout from throughout 
> the land, "And don't come back!"?   And that the United States of 
> America, the United Nations and the World Health Organization all had 
> to apologize for allowing you to leave America with your known 
> devastating rain-making proclivities!
> MR. Evans
You forgot to mention I made Tony Blair quit too.
Ok, so we will have 4 days of rain in the Ozarks, it's my fault.
I'm used to it, I have umbrellas, lots of them, I buy one every year in 
Carlisle, PA.
Unlike you guys in CA, us New Jersians do not melt in the rain.

Frank Clarici
Toms River, NJ

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