[Healeys] Saturday Humor (G rated)

[I Erbs]

This one is dedicated to anyone who ever taught school,
parented children or served their country.

A former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps, took
a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year
started, he injured his back.  He was required to wear a plaster cast
around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt
and wasn't noticeable.

On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest
students in the school.  The punks, having already heard the new teacher
was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he
really was before trying any pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy
classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his
desk.

When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and
promptly stapled the tie to his chest.

There was dead silence.  He had no trouble with discipline that year.

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Ira Erbs
Portland, OR
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