[Healeys] Saturday Humor (G rated)

[Greg]

LOL

Greg

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On Jun 30, 2012, at 1:14 PM, I Erbs <eyera3000 at gmail.com> wrote:

> This one is dedicated to anyone who ever taught school,
> parented children or served their country.
>
> A former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps, took
> a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year
> started, he injured his back.  He was required to wear a plaster cast
> around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his
shirt
> and wasn't noticeable.
>
> On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest
> students in the school.  The punks, having already heard the new teacher
> was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he
> really was before trying any pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy
> classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his
> desk.
>
> When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and
> promptly stapled the tie to his chest.
>
> There was dead silence.  He had no trouble with discipline that year.
>
> --
> Ira Erbs
> Portland, OR
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