[Healeys] Start-up w/ Monday's Humpor

[MBran89793 at aol.com]

A young man named Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer  for 
$100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day  
he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'  

Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' 

The  farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' 

Chuck said,  'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' 

The farmer asked, 'What ya  gonna do with him? 

Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'  

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' 

Chuck  said, 'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' 

A  month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with 
that  dead donkey?' 

Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two  dollars a piece 
and made a profit of $998.00.' 

The farmer said, 'Didn't  anyone complain?' 

Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his  two dollars back.' 

Chuck grew up and works for the government.  









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