[Fot] Fwd: paraprosdokians!

[Kas Kastner]

Not about cars, but some fun at Christmas time.

*Never be beaten by equipment.*

*Interesting:*




*The First time I heard about paraprosdokians, I liked them.
Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a
sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous.
(Winston Churchill loved them)*


*1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.*



*2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you ... but it's still on my list.*



*3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until
you hear them speak.*


*4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.*



*5. We never really grow up -- we only learn how to act in public.*



*6. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.*



*7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a
fruit salad.*



*8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is
research.*



*9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.*



*10. In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency,
notify..." I answered "a doctor."*




*11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
with a bald head and a beer    gut, and still think they are sexy.*



*12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to
skydive twice.*



*13. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.*



*14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you
hit the target.*



*15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing
in a garage makes you a car.*



*16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.*



*17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder
for me to find one now.*





*Spread the Laughter, Share the Cheer, Let's Be Happy*

*While We're here!*




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