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<div style="background:white"><strong><em><span style="background:white;color:blue;font-size:14pt">1. Where there's a <br>will, I want to be in it.</span></em></strong></div></div></div></div>
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<div style="background:white"><strong><em><span style="background:white;color:blue;font-size:14pt">2. The last thing <br>I want to do is hurt you ... but it's still on my <br>list.</span></em></strong></div></div></div></div>
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<div style="background:white"><strong><em><span style="background:white;color:blue;font-size:14pt">3. Since light <br>travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them <br>speak.</span></em></strong></div></div></div></div>
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<div style="background:white"><strong><em><span style="background:white;color:blue;font-size:14pt">4. If I agreed <br>with you, we'd both be wrong.</span></em></strong></div></div></div></div>
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<div style="background:white"><strong><em><span style="background:white;color:blue;font-size:14pt">5. We never really <br>grow up -- we only learn how to act in <br>public.</span></em></strong></div></div></div></div>
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<div style="background:white"><strong><em><span style="background:white;color:blue;font-size:14pt">6. War does not <br>determine who is right, only who is <br>left.</span></em></strong></div></div></div></div>
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<div style="background:white"><strong><em><span style="background:white;color:blue;font-size:14pt">7. Knowledge is <br>knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit <br>salad.</span></em></strong></div></div></div></div>
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<div style="background:white"><strong><em><span style="background:white;color:blue;font-size:14pt">8. To steal ideas <br>from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is <br>research.</span></em></strong></div></div></div></div>
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<div style="background:white"><strong><em><span style="background:white;color:blue;font-size:14pt">9. I didn't say it <br>was your fault, I said I was blaming <br>you.</span></em></strong></div></div></div></div>
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<div style="background:white"><strong><em><span style="background:white;color:blue;font-size:14pt">10. In filling out <br>an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify..." I <br>answered "a doctor."</span></em></strong></div></div></div></div>
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<div style="background:white"><strong><em><span style="background:white;color:blue;font-size:14pt">11. Women will <br>never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head <br>and a beer    gut, and still think they are <br>sexy.</span></em></strong></div></div></div></div>
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<div style="background:white"><strong><em><span style="background:white;color:blue;font-size:14pt">12. You do not <br>need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive <br>twice.</span></em></strong></div></div></div></div>
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