A young couple are making passionate love in a van when suddenly the girl
yells out "Whip me, whip me!" The guy doesn't have any whips on hand, but not
wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, in a flash of inspiration, opens
the window, snaps
the aerial off his van and proceeds to whip the girl until they both collapse
in sado-masochistic ecstasy.
A week later, the girl notices that the marks from the whipping are starting
to fester a little, so she goes to a doctor. The doctor takes one look at
the wounds and asks, "Did you get these marks having sex?"
The girl is a little embarrassed but admits that, yes, she did.
Nodding his head the doctor says, "I thought so, because in all my years of
doctoring... (*deep breath*) you've got the worst case of van aerial disease
that I've ever seen!"
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