Gary,
I promise I did not make the 4 hour drive to Plover, WI, and statregically
place the clutch spring under your car. I however, cannot speak for the
Vulture. The fact that you've been accused of abusing sheep, and longing to
own a Porsche may have something to do with it.
When you pit with Team Thicko at the Blackhawk Classic, rest assured that we
have proven that we can fix ANYTHING! Due to the fact that I can expect other
things to fall off your car, I plan to pass you early, qualify ahead of you,
start ahead of you, and exercise extreme caution when lapping you.
Regards,
Wm. Severin "Swervin" Thompson
Team Thicko
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