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RE: Off Topic but too funny. I hope I don't offend any pilots

To: "Triumphs" <triumphs@autox.team.net>
Subject: RE: Off Topic but too funny. I hope I don't offend any pilots
From: "Randall" <tr3driver@comcast.net>
Date: Mon, 14 Nov 2005 10:52:48 -0800
> After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form,
> called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about
> problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the
> problems, document their repairs on the form, and then
> pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

This is, BTW, standard procedure for all commercial aircraft.  But many of
the items are almost certainly apocryphal, since writing smart-ass comments
in the flight log is apt to get you fired, even from Qantas.

>  Here are some actual maintenance complaints
> submitted by Qantas' pilots

You left out some of my favorites (from a pilot buddy) :

Defect: Whining sound heard on engine shutdown.
Action: Pilot removed from aircraft.

Defect: Autopilot tends to drop a wing when fuel imbalance reaches 500
pounds.
Action: Flight manual limits maximum fuel imbalance to 300 pounds.

Defect: #2 ADF needle runs wild.
Action: Caught and tamed #2 ADF needle.

Defect: Unfamiliar noise coming from #2 engine.
Action: Engine run for four hours. Noise now familiar.

Defect: Noise coming from #2 engine. Sounds like man with little hammer.
Action: Took little hammer away from man in #2 engine.

Defect: Whining noise coming from #2 engine compartment.
Action: Returned little hammer to man in #2 engine.

Defect: Weather radar went ape!
Action: Opened radar, let out ape, cleaned up mess!

Randall


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