first grade teacher asks johnny if three birds are sitting on the fence
and you shoot one off how many are left, johnny says none and teach wants
to know how none, johnny says the other two flew off scared, teach says
good thinking johnny but no thats not right, johnny then asks if three
women are eating a popsicle, one is licking it 2 is is sucking it , and
three is biting it which one is married, the teacher is red faced and
says # 2, johnny says I like your thinking teach but the one with the
wedding band.
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