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Re: Shipwright's (farce)

To: "Philip E. Barnes" <peb3@cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: Shipwright's (farce)
From: Spitfire 1500 <spitfire1500@named.dalton.net>
Date: Thu, 13 Mar 1997 11:20:37 -0500
Cc: "Johnny Storm:- International Racing car driver" <hiu06f@bangor.ac.uk>, triumphs@Autox.Team.Net
Organization: http://member.dalton.net/~spitfire1500
References: <v02120000af4db29c7af8@[128.84.47.176]>
Philip E. Barnes wrote:
> 
> Dr. Storm:
> It was a pleasure to hear of your research in the field of MPS (Mechanical
> Perfection Syndrome). As a professional in the field of epidemiology, you a
> well aware that the true number of cases of the syndrome are far greater
> than those reported. Here at the Institute we are keenly interested in
> bringing to a halt this terrible scourge. We have embarked on an outreach
> program to assist patients suffering from the disease in which we take away
> the focus of their misery, namely the LBC they are so dreadfully obsessed
> with. Mind you, we can't get to everyone, and we are loathe to take
> seriously rusted or otherwise deteriorated examples of British cars. Some
> victims want exorbitant sums for these cars, but we will persevere, keeping
> in mind that we are working for the patient's well-being. If you hear of
> individuals in your area exhibiting the symptoms, especially if they are
> demonstrating unbridled interest in early, rust-free TR6s with PI, we would
> appreciate knowing about it.
> 
> Bunsen Honeydew
> Dept. of Inanimate Zoology
> Diplomamill University
> East Overshoe, New York

There are some of us with a mutant strain of Shipwrights, called
"Spit"wrights disease.  I have it!  I DON'T want a cure.  You'll have to
find me first, I'm dangerous.  I'm planning on going out and infecting
as many people as I can this year!  When they.... (I can't tell you how
I plan to spread it!)  You can't find me, but I'll find everyone else.

Hey, PI TR6s, cool.  Can a TR6 PI manifold bolt up to a GT6 head?  Could
be cool, a low-compression PI GT6 with an intercooled super or turbo
charger.........

I must go now and spread the disease....

Ron N.
You DON'T need to know where I live!!!!
http://member.dalton.net/~spitfire1500
77 Spitfire 1500 - undergoing cajones transplant - FM66513UO
62? Vitesse/Sports 6 convertible - HB5635LCV
92 Ford Tempo GLS V6 (Ultimate Q-ship!) - 1FAPP38U1NK150073



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