Joe,
Yes, I believe that Vince got busted for supplying steroids to the wrestlers...
obviously by looking at my build I'm what they call "buffed". Unfortunately,
"buff" stands for "Big Ugly Fat F#%#er".
I'm on a diet workout regimine that should be the equivilent of a 5hp gain on a
948cc Sprite... (I figure 30 lbs off of me works out to 5 hp).
Better look out, TT's gonna "choke slam" the Triumphs this year.
WST
Alexander Joseph H wrote:
> Didnt they put Vince in jail for awhile? Is this your destiny as well?
>
> John Wayne Gacy's old cell is available, I hear.
>
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> From: Wm. Severin Thompson[SMTP:wsthompson@thicko.com]
> Sent: Tuesday, April 14, 1998 7:43 AM
> To: Team Thicko List
> Cc: vintage race list
> Subject: Press release... mergers and acquisitions
>
> Lake Villa, IL, April 14, 1998: Wm. Severin Thompson, President and
> Founder of Team Thicko, a Midwest based vintage race organization,
> and
> Vince McMahaon, President of the Worldwide Wrestling Federation has
> announce the merger of the two organizations. "Team Thicko seems to
> possess all the qualities that have made the WWF successful...
> serious
> amounts of hype, high visibility, and giving the appearance of lots
> of
> lots action without in fact really doing anything.", said McMahon at
> this morning's press conference. "They hurl a lot of insults, bait
> their
> opponents, and keep the fans on the edge of their seats just like
> we
> do." When reached for comment, Thompson added, " We expect to add
> the
> suplex and pile driver to our already impressive arsenal of
> "whupass".
>
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