> > I love "childrens" thoughts on REAL DEEP ISSUES!!
> > lol
> > This is more on "my level"...LOL LOL LOL
> > Hope you enjoy them!
> > Bree!
> >
> >
> > > DEEP THOUGHTS
> >
> >
> > > From an actual newspaper contest where entrants
> > age
> > > 4 to 15 were asked
> > > to imitate "Deep Thoughts".
> > >
> > > "My young brother asked me what happens after we
> > > die. I told him we get
> > > buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our
> > > bodies. I guess I should
> > > have told him the truth--that most of us go to
> > Hell
> > > and burn
> > > eternally--but I didn't want to upset him." -
> Age
> > > 10
> > >
> > > "I don't know about you, but I enjoy watching
> > paint
> > > dry. I imagine that
> > > the wet paint is a big freshwater lake that is
> the
> > > only source of water
> > > for some tiny cities by the lake. As the lake
> gets
> > > drier, the population
> > > gets more desperate, and sometimes there are
> water
> > > riots. Once there was
> > > a big fire and everyone died." -Age 13
> > >
> > > "I like to go down to the dog pound and pretend
> > that
> > > I've found my dog.
> > > Then I tell them to kill it anyway because I
> > already
> > > gave away all of
> > > his stuff. Dog people sure don't have a sense of
> > > humor."- Age 14
> > >
> > > "It sure would be nice if we got a day off for
> the
> > > president's birthday,
> > > like they do for the queen. Of course, then we
> > would
> > > have a lot of
> > > people voting for a candidate born on July 3 or
> > > December 26, just for
> > > the long weekends."
> > > -Age 8
> > >
> > > "Home is where the house is." -Age 6
> > >
> > > "Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop
> and
> > > thank my teacher. That
> > > is, I used to, until she got an unlisted
> number."-
> > > Age 15
> > >
> > > "Give me the strength to change the things I
> can,
> > > the grace to accept
> > > the things I cannot, and a great big bag of
> > money."
> > > -Age 13
> > >
> > > "For centuries, people thought the moon was made
> > of
> > > green cheese. Then
> > > the astronauts found that the moon is really a
> big
> > > hard rock. That's
> > > what happens to cheese when you leave it out."
> > -Age
> > > 6
> > >
> > > "Once, I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came
> upon
> > a
> > > man who had no
> > > feet. So I took his shoes. I mean, it's not like
> > he
> > > really needed them,
> > > right?" -Age 15
> > >
> > > "If we could just get everyone to close their
> eyes
> > > and visualize world
> > > peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet
> it
> > > would be...until the
> > > looting started." -Age 15
> > >
> > > BREE!
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