This came through on one of my joke services and it seemed appropriate.....
* * Axioms-of-the-day * *
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will
begin to itch.
-- Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair
Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible
-- Anthony's Law of the Workshop
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
-- Lowery's Law
There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot
be solved by brute strength and ignorance.
-- William's Law