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Subject: More Laws...
From: "Gerald J. Brazil" <>
Date: Thu, 23 Mar 2000 17:49:05 -0500
This came through on one of my joke services and it seemed appropriate.....
* * Axioms-of-the-day * *

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will 
begin to itch.
-- Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair

Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible 
-- Anthony's Law of the Workshop

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
-- Lowery's Law

There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot 
be solved by brute strength and ignorance.
-- William's Law

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