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Re: More Laws...

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Subject: Re: More Laws...
From: "Tim Mullen" <>
Date: Thu, 23 Mar 2000 17:14:54 -0800
>>> "Gerald J. Brazil" <> 3/23/2000 5:49:05 PM >>>

> This came through on one of my joke services and it seemed appropriate.....
> * * Axioms-of-the-day * *

A couple of other old ones:

If a part doesn't fit, don't force it.  Use a bigger hammer.
-- Smith's Law

Thinly sliced cabbage.
-- Cole's Law

Tim Mullen

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will 
begin to itch.
-- Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair

Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible 
-- Anthony's Law of the Workshop

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
-- Lowery's Law

There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot 
be solved by brute strength and ignorance.
-- William's Law

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