Your mention of heat-seeking missiles reminded me of an idea I heard a while
back. It's called "Stupid Darts." Everybody gets a dart gun with suction cup
darts. When you see someone doing something stupid in traffic, you shoot a
Stupid Dart at their car. If the police see a car driving around with 10 or
more Stupid Darts attached, they can pull them over and ticket them for
stupidity.
Of course, I'd want a Stupid Dart Uzi...
> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-datsun-roadsters@autox.team.net
> [mailto:owner-datsun-roadsters@autox.team.net]On Behalf Of lonestar
> Sent: Tuesday, October 14, 2003 7:20 AM
> To: datsun-roadsters@autox.team.net
> Subject: Re: Sideways action....angry man...angry me....
>
>
> Matthew --
>
> Rest assured, Australia has no corner on the market of self-
> designated roadside 'cops' more than happy to critique everyone's
> driving, regardless of the perceived indiscretion. These are usually
> the same people you encounter behind the wheel of their car impeding
> the flow of traffic at 10 - 15 mph under the posted limit, usually in
> the 'fast' lane and executing ill-timed lane changes without benefit
> of signal. On some of my less forgiving days, I wish for a rack of
> heat seeking missles or some sort of stun gun capable of temporarily
> shorting their electrical system. Thankfully for all involved, my
> fantasy remains just that.
>
> I'm also beginning to notice a trend: these folks always seem to be
> driving Subarus, Buicks or Volvos. 'Course, that may just be my
> selective perception...
>
> -- lonestar
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