Friends,
"Reduction" carries such a negative connotation,
doesn't it? Two words I like are "expansion" and
"transition". We are currently interviewing three
hundred flying camels fresh from university in
Bangalore. We imagine a ramping up period, but then we
will be able to reach our customers more speedily at a
fraction of the cost.
Rudolf,
Chief of International Deliveries
--- Peter Mottaz <mph_16@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Reindeer and elves don't do well in hot/humid
> conditions, are you saying
> that there is a RIF (reduction in force) coming?
>
> Signed,
> Head rep for E.L.F (Elfen Labor Force)
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