It's amazing how many people at the Lemoore ProSolo that were wearing
T-shirts with that exact line on them. :-)
Corey S
00 Audi S4
-----Original Message-----
From: Anthony Tabacco [mailto:atabacco@california.com]
Sent: Wednesday, May 03, 2000 7:26 AM
To: Dennis and Sherry Armstrong
Cc: ba-autox@autox.team.net
Subject: Re: Top 10 Reasons you may be an Autocrosser
Dennis, its time we had a talk...never mind. One of the (only) kool things I
saw at Thunderhill was a shirt that said,"...if autocrossing were easy, it
would be called roadracing"
tony
----- Original Message -----
From: Dennis and Sherry Armstrong <Miata@pacbell.net>
To: <ba-autox@autox.team.net>
Sent: Tuesday, May 02, 2000 10:24 PM
Subject: Top 10 Reasons you may be an Autocrosser
> From our home office at Network Associates (Oakland) Coliseum.
> Top 10 reasons you may be an Autocrosser
>
> # 10. The guy at the tire and alignment shop knows you
> on a first name basis.
>
> # 9. Your ash tray or cup holder is filled with yellow post-it's
> with numbers written on it.
>
> # 8. When Cal Trans is working, You see many possible slaloms
>
>
> # 7. You check you tire pressures more often then you floss you
> teeth.
>
> # 6. Your last name, Kelly
>
>
> # 5. Trips to the 49ers & Raiders games causes flash backs, With the
> kids yelling, " Slow Down, This is the Parking Lot"!!!
>
> # 4. You spend more on tires then groceries each year.
>
>
> # 3. You use strange phrases like Apex, Turn in, Threshold Braking
> Oversteer, Understeer, & Trail Braking
>
> #2. Your Family never sees you on the weekends from January to
> October.
>
> #1. Your Favorite Movie..........The Coneheads
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