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Top 10 Reasons you may be an Autocrosser

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Subject: Top 10 Reasons you may be an Autocrosser
From: Dennis and Sherry Armstrong <Miata@pacbell.net>
Date: Tue, 02 May 2000 22:24:57 -0700
 From our home office at Network Associates (Oakland) Coliseum.
Top 10 reasons you may be an Autocrosser

# 10. The guy at the tire and alignment shop knows you
         on a first name basis.

# 9.   Your ash tray or cup holder is filled with yellow post-it's
         with numbers written on it.

# 8.   When Cal Trans is working, You see many possible slaloms


# 7.   You check you tire pressures more often then you floss you
         teeth.

# 6.   Your last name, Kelly


# 5.   Trips to the 49ers & Raiders games causes flash backs, With the
         kids yelling, " Slow Down, This is the Parking Lot"!!!

# 4.   You spend more on tires then groceries each year.


# 3.   You use strange phrases like Apex, Turn in, Threshold Braking 
         Oversteer, Understeer, & Trail Braking

#2.    Your Family never sees you on the weekends from January to
         October.

#1.    Your Favorite Movie..........The Coneheads

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