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Re: Bad Drivers

To: Bollen <bollen@ibm.net>
Subject: Re: Bad Drivers
From: Albert F Jones <fisher@hctc.net>
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1998 08:40:18 -0500
Cc: triumphs@Autox.Team.Net
References: <199807202139.RAA28835@home.gis.net>
At 09:07 PM 7/20/98 -0400, you wrote:
>
>Sumner Weisman wrote:
>> 
>> Malcolm,
>> 
>> George Carlin's words are good.  However, I'm going to divulge to you
>> "Weisman's Theory of Bad Drivers".  I have been studying the subject for
>> years, and have never published it before.  You heard it here first.  Once
>> you and the other listers think about it, I am confident that you will
>> concur.
>> 
>> Weisman's First Law of Bad Drivers:
>> 
>> Whenever you are in a long line of cars that is being held up by someone
>> going 25 mph in a 55 zone, the offending driver will always be a little old
>> guy wearing a hat.
>> 
>> Notes:  1. It doesn't matter what kind of a hat.  It may be a cap, fedora,
>> or whatever.
>> 
>>         2. Usually, the guy can't see over the dashboard.
>> 
>>         3. Old guys not wearing hats drive like you and me.  Only those
with hats
>> drive slow enough to hold up all the traffic.
>> 
>> Sumner Weisman
>> 62 TR-3B
>> 
>Sumner,you are only partially correct.In Texas on I10  between Houston
>and Beaumont it is always old women with blue hair, usually driving a
>Cadillac.
>Stu
>
And another rider must also be added.  My husband needs to protect his
pate, so in the Texas Hill Country, hats are a must, at least for those
people not endowed with a full head of hair.  Especially in this blistering
weather.

        Elizabeth

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