Plus,
it doesn't matter how slow the one in front is going, someone slower will
always pull out in front of them.
Andy D.
On 07/20/98 05:39 PM Sumner Weisman said...
>
>Malcolm,
>
>George Carlin's words are good. However, I'm going to divulge to you
>"Weisman's Theory of Bad Drivers". I have been studying the subject for
>years, and have never published it before. You heard it here first. Once
>you and the other listers think about it, I am confident that you will
>concur.
>
>Weisman's First Law of Bad Drivers:
>
>Whenever you are in a long line of cars that is being held up by someone
>going 25 mph in a 55 zone, the offending driver will always be a little old
>guy wearing a hat.
>
>Notes: 1. It doesn't matter what kind of a hat. It may be a cap, fedora,
>or whatever.
>
> 2. Usually, the guy can't see over the dashboard.
>
> 3. Old guys not wearing hats drive like you and me. Only those with
hats
>drive slow enough to hold up all the traffic.
>
>Sumner Weisman
>62 TR-3B
>
>Date: Sun, 19 Jul 1998 11:09:29 -0700 (PDT)
>From: Malcolm Walker <walker05@camosun.bc.ca>
>Subject: Humour Sunday (fwd)
>
>
>This came through to me, seemed appropriate...
>
>- ---------- Forwarded message ----------
>"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot,
>
>and anyone going faster than you is a moron."
>
> - George Carlin
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