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Re: Bad Drivers

To: Sumner Weisman <sweisman@gis.net>
Subject: Re: Bad Drivers
From: Andy <adixon@loudoun.com>
Date: Mon, 20 Jul 1998 18:46:49 -0400 (EDT)
Cc: walker05@camosun.bc.ca, Triumphs <triumphs@Autox.Team.Net>
Date-warning: Date header was inserted by idalee.loudoun.com
Plus,
it doesn't matter how slow the one in front is going, someone slower will 
always pull out in front of them.
Andy D.

On 07/20/98 05:39 PM Sumner Weisman said...
>
>Malcolm,
>
>George Carlin's words are good.  However, I'm going to divulge to you
>"Weisman's Theory of Bad Drivers".  I have been studying the subject for
>years, and have never published it before.  You heard it here first.  Once
>you and the other listers think about it, I am confident that you will
>concur.
>
>Weisman's First Law of Bad Drivers:
>
>Whenever you are in a long line of cars that is being held up by someone
>going 25 mph in a 55 zone, the offending driver will always be a little old
>guy wearing a hat.
>
>Notes:  1. It doesn't matter what kind of a hat.  It may be a cap, fedora,
>or whatever.
>
>       2. Usually, the guy can't see over the dashboard.
>
>       3. Old guys not wearing hats drive like you and me.  Only those with 
hats 
>drive slow enough to hold up all the traffic.
>
>Sumner Weisman
>62 TR-3B
>
>Date: Sun, 19 Jul 1998 11:09:29 -0700 (PDT)
>From: Malcolm Walker <walker05@camosun.bc.ca>
>Subject: Humour Sunday (fwd)
>
>
>This came through to me, seemed appropriate...
>
>- ---------- Forwarded message ----------
>"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot,
>
>and anyone going faster than you is a moron."
>
>   - George Carlin

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