Lessons I've Learned...
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic
and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some
people are just assholes.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and only suspicion, not
proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about
fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge
tits.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to
others - they are more
fucked up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep puking long after you
think you're finished.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are
celebrities.
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a
relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better be a
lot of money to take
its place.
I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to
kick you when you're
down will be the ones who do.
I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends
because their
dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.
I've learned that no matter how you try to protect
your children, they will
eventually get arrested and end up in the local
paper.
I've learned that the people you care most about in
life are taken from you
too soon and all the less important ones just never
go away.
I've learned to say "Fuck 'em if they can't take a
joke" in 6 languages.
Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me, they'll
appreciate it. Who knows,
maybe something good will happen. If not... tough
shit.
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