Hey Irv,
I saw the one about "Farm Animals of the Orient" web site and
though this was one site YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT
>YOU MIGHT BE A HIGH-TECH REDNECK IF...
> > >
> > >Your e-mail address ends in "@over.yonder.com."
> > >
> > >You connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page."
> > >
> > >If the bumper sticker on your truck says, "My other computer
> > >is a laptop."
> > >
> > >Your laptop has a sticker that says, "Protected by Smith and
> > >Wesson."
> > >
> > >You've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a
> > >cellular phone.
> > >
> > >Your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
> > >
> > >You wire your network with jumper cables.
> > >
> > >Your wife said either she or the computer had to go, and you
> > >still don't miss her.
> > >
> > >You've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your drink on.
> > >
> > >You ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy."
> > >
> > >Three Words: Daisy Duke Screensaver
> > >
> > >You start all your e-mails with the words, "Howdy y'all."
> > >
> > >Your spell checker knows words like, "Y'all", "Yonder", and
> > >"Reckon."
> > >
> > >Your cars sit in the yard because your garage is full of
> > >dead CPUs, printers, modems and monitors.
> > >
> > >Your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5" hard drive.
> > >
> > >You ever felt you had to move your computer desk so it
> > >didn't block the velvet picture of Elvis.
> > >
> > >Yer mouse keeps knocking over yer spitcan.
> > >
> > >Smith & Wesson...the original point N click interface.
> > >
> > >When you're friends comment on your "nice boots" and you
> > >say, "Yea, thanks.
> > >Its my spiffy, new Phoenix BIOS."
> > >
> > >When your wife catches you again with your "Farm Animals of
> > >the Orient"
> > >CD-ROM.
> > >
> > >When you order your new pick-up truck with a gunrack and
> > >PCMCIA sockets.
> > >
> > >Your PC Games collection consists of nothing but Bass
> > >Fishing tournament games.
> > >
> > >You only buy from GateWay, 'cause the cow-colored boxes are
> > >a hoot.
Greg Petrolati Champaign, Illinois 1962 TR4 (CT4852L)
That's not a leak... My car's just marking its territory...
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