A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a
plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it
between her legs. The man isn't sure he saw what she did, and decides
he is probably hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes
again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man
is about to go nuts. He can't believe that he's seeing what he's
seeing. A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes
a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again. The man has
finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, "Three
times you've sneezed, and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped
it between your legs! What kind of signals are you sending me, or are
you just trying to drive me crazy?" The woman replies, " I am sorry to
have disturbed you, sir. I have a rare condition such that when I
sneeze, I have an orgasm." The man, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I'm
sorry. What are you taking for it?" The woman looks at him and says,
"Pepper."
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