Geez, everyone's a comedian...
Mike
----- Original Message -----
From: Albert F Jones <fisher@hctc.net>
To: Mike Gigante <mikeg@vicnet.net.au>
Cc: <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Sent: Thursday, 14 October 1999 11:09
Subject: Re: Dining tables/Witches and the like - delete if not
interested!!!!!!!!
> Now just a minute Mike,
>
> no-one asked me about my skills as a laundress. You don't
> really want me to go into what which detergent I use, do you?
>
> Elizabeth
>
> At 09:55 AM 10/14/99 +1000, Mike Gigante wrote:
> >OK Elizabeth, you have to come clean now. My curiosity is at
> >critical levels and rising. My attempts at damping the out-of-control
> >curiosity are largely ineffectual.
> >
> >Unless you fill us in, you may wake up tomorrow
> >reading of a mysterious nuclear-like explosion down under. No-one
> >will be able to explain it and it will end up on one of those crazy
> >"unexplained phenomena" programs.
> >
> >I can tell you now that my unsatisfied curiosity is a dangerous thing
> >to live with! I awake every morning dreading the thought I may come
across
> >some interesting titbit that could send me over the edge.
> >
> >Help please!!!
> >
> >Mike
> >
> >
> >
> >----- Original Message -----
> >From: Albert F Jones <fisher@hctc.net>
> >To: Chris Kotting <ckotting@iwaynet.net>
> >Cc: ldsp <ldsp@flash.net>; Peter C. <nosimport@mailbag.com>;
> ><spridgets@autox.team.net>
> >Sent: Thursday, 14 October 1999 4:29
> >Subject: Re: Dining tables/Witches and the like - delete if not
> >interested!!!!!!!!
> >
> >
> >> Now Chris,
> >>
> >> Do you really think that I am going to tell our listers
what
> >a
> >> witch I really am. In case anyone is at all interested, you should be
> >> warned that I hail from a particular place in England where witches are
> >> prevelant. The Pendle witches of Lancashire are renowned for their
hooked
> >> noses and warts, and their spells are ........
> >> ................ to die for!!!
> >>
> >> In our particular part of Texas we have an abundance of
bats,
> >> ............. frogs and toads too ................so many of the basic
> >> ingredients for my spells are right at my finger tips. (Those lo-o-ong
> >> nailed, bony, fingers)
> >>
> >> My special holiday is fast approaching, so, be advised
that
> >my
> >> co-horts will be on hand to provide any assistance that I may need.
> >>
> >> You have been warned!!!!!!!!!!
> >>
> >> Elizabeth
> >> Comfort, TX (Formerly of Lancashire, UK)
> >>
> >> Kind of puts a new slant on all those missing cattle that the local
> >> ranchers thought had been rustled, doesn't it?
> >>
> >>
> >> At 02:02 PM 10/13/99 -0400, Chris Kotting wrote:
> >> >Methinks milady doth protest too strongly...
> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> Now Leo, you must have learned by now what a harmless soul I am
> >> >> ............... really.........
> >> >> Honestly officer ............. it wasn't me!!!!!!!!
> >> >>
> >> >> Elizabeth
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >
> >
> >
>
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