Now just a minute Mike,
no-one asked me about my skills as a laundress. You don't
really want me to go into what which detergent I use, do you?
Elizabeth
At 09:55 AM 10/14/99 +1000, Mike Gigante wrote:
>OK Elizabeth, you have to come clean now. My curiosity is at
>critical levels and rising. My attempts at damping the out-of-control
>curiosity are largely ineffectual.
>
>Unless you fill us in, you may wake up tomorrow
>reading of a mysterious nuclear-like explosion down under. No-one
>will be able to explain it and it will end up on one of those crazy
>"unexplained phenomena" programs.
>
>I can tell you now that my unsatisfied curiosity is a dangerous thing
>to live with! I awake every morning dreading the thought I may come across
>some interesting titbit that could send me over the edge.
>
>Help please!!!
>
>Mike
>
>
>
>----- Original Message -----
>From: Albert F Jones <fisher@hctc.net>
>To: Chris Kotting <ckotting@iwaynet.net>
>Cc: ldsp <ldsp@flash.net>; Peter C. <nosimport@mailbag.com>;
><spridgets@autox.team.net>
>Sent: Thursday, 14 October 1999 4:29
>Subject: Re: Dining tables/Witches and the like - delete if not
>interested!!!!!!!!
>
>
>> Now Chris,
>>
>> Do you really think that I am going to tell our listers what
>a
>> witch I really am. In case anyone is at all interested, you should be
>> warned that I hail from a particular place in England where witches are
>> prevelant. The Pendle witches of Lancashire are renowned for their hooked
>> noses and warts, and their spells are ........
>> ................ to die for!!!
>>
>> In our particular part of Texas we have an abundance of bats,
>> ............. frogs and toads too ................so many of the basic
>> ingredients for my spells are right at my finger tips. (Those lo-o-ong
>> nailed, bony, fingers)
>>
>> My special holiday is fast approaching, so, be advised that
>my
>> co-horts will be on hand to provide any assistance that I may need.
>>
>> You have been warned!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>> Elizabeth
>> Comfort, TX (Formerly of Lancashire, UK)
>>
>> Kind of puts a new slant on all those missing cattle that the local
>> ranchers thought had been rustled, doesn't it?
>>
>>
>> At 02:02 PM 10/13/99 -0400, Chris Kotting wrote:
>> >Methinks milady doth protest too strongly...
>> >
>> >>
>> >> Now Leo, you must have learned by now what a harmless soul I am
>> >> ............... really.........
>> >> Honestly officer ............. it wasn't me!!!!!!!!
>> >>
>> >> Elizabeth
>> >
>> >
>>
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