Jon,
It wouldn't be so bad if the house was in Australia; our dollars are closer.
I guess in that case the madam would have said 'Fair...dinkum!' ;-)
Cheers,
Rick
(happily trading funny money for real beer ;-)
Jon Wennerberg wrote:
> Myrddin, a middle-aged Canadian tourist on his first visit to New
> Orleans, finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The
> madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain
> him.
> They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she
> sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away!
> Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain
> Myrddin.
> They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she
> sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and
> walks quickly away.
> The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for
> something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with
> him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do.
> Lola has never said no, and it's not likely anything would surprise her.
> So the madam sends her over to Myrddin.
> They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she
> sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY,
> BUDDY!" and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves.
> Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in
> all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work
> herself for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to everything a
> man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants
> that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her
> employees a lesson.
> So she goes over to Myrddin and says that she's the best in the house
> and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle,
> drink and then she sits in his lap.
> Myrddin leans forward and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in Canadian
> currency?"
>
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