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RE: OFF TOPIC!! ( I wonder if they'd accept Laurinburg $$!!)

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Subject: RE: OFF TOPIC!! ( I wonder if they'd accept Laurinburg $$!!)
From: "Jon Wennerberg" <jonw@up.net>
Date: Tue, 5 Mar 2002 15:53:52 -0500
Myrddin, a middle-aged Canadian tourist on his first visit to New
Orleans, finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The
madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain
him.
They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she
sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away!
Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain
Myrddin.
They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she
sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and
walks quickly away.
The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for
something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with
him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do.
Lola has never said no, and it's not likely anything would surprise her.
So the madam sends her over to Myrddin.
They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she
sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY,
BUDDY!" and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves.
Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in
all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work
herself for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to everything a
man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants
that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her
employees a lesson.
So she goes over to Myrddin and says that she's the best in the house
and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle,
drink and then she sits in his lap.
Myrddin leans forward and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in Canadian
currency?"




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