Might I suggest some medication now...
Greg "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on T.V." Burrows
Donna and Terry Cost wrote:
> Actually, I have been working on an environmentally friendly method of
> tempering metal objects. If you older folks can remember that far back,
> Coca-Cola came in a glass bottle, and the bottom of the bottle made a good
> magnifying glass to burn ants. Since Coca-Cola does not usually come in a
> glass bottle any more I have researched liquid containers for the next best
> thing, and have found that Shiner Bock beer bottles make the next best
> magnifying glasses. I plan to mount about a thousand bottle bottoms in a
> large grid and shine the concentrated sunlight on metal objects, just like
> the new "Strategic Defense Initiative" Laser Cannons. I have bought a large
> stock tank from Tractor Supply and have been filling it with used motor oil
> from my roadster. What I plan to do is suspend a metal part above the tank
> of oil, shine the concentrated sunlight from the Shiner Bock grid on it
> until it gets white hot, then quickly dunk the metal in the used oil. Only
> clean solar energy will be used, oil will be recycled, and I have an excuse
> to drink a thousand or so Shiner beers. I don't see any downside to this
> plan.
>
> Leisure Suit Terry
>
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