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Re: Properly Prepared Neons....

To: autox@autox.team.net
Subject: Re: Properly Prepared Neons....
From: PaxsACR@aol.com
Date: Thu, 25 Feb 1999 08:34:17 EST
Of course none of these issues are visible from the rear, which is the only
view that a Nissan will ever get of a Neon :) 

PS: I hope this is being taken as friendly banter....

Pax

In a message dated 2/24/99 8:59:46 AM Central Standard Time,
autox@earthlink.net writes:

<< Neons are best when prepared properly.
 
 First, remove the unnecessary and dysfunctional 'innards' (faulty wiring
 recall, front hub recall, the one rear tire always off the ground, and the
 always-breaking motor mounts).
 
 Replace with superior Japanese parts   :-)
 
 Next, bake in an oven (a REALLY LARGE oven) at 500' for 3 hours to harden the
 factory flawed paint. NOTE - this will either cure the paint properly to
 prevent peeling, or remove it all in which case they will rust away to
nothing
 after one winter.
 
 This should make the almighty Neon a little more palatable.
 
 Scott Meyers
 92 240 SX SE also in DS >>

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