[TR] This is a bit OT

[Frank Fisher]

was the tractor by chance a messy ferguson?

 
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From: Ron L'Herault <lherault at bu.edu>
To:
triumphs at autox.team.net
Sent: Tue, October 5, 2010 1:05:16 PM
Subject: [TR]
This is a bit OT

I couldn't resist and had to share this:

Paddy is passing
by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in 
the door he sees Mick doing
a slow and sensual striptease in front of 
his old red Massey Ferguson.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides 
off first
to the right, then to the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in
a classic striptease 
move, lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to
dangle by his hips 
over his corduroy trousers .

Grabbing both sides of his
checked shirt, he rips it apart to 
reveal his tea stained vest underneath and
with a final flourish he 
hurls his cap on to a pile of hay.

"What on earth
are you doing, Mick?" says Paddy.

"Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin
bejasus out of me!" says an 
obviously embarrassed Mick. "But me and the
Missus been having some 
trouble lately in the bedroom department and the
therapist suggested I 
do something sexy to a tractor! "
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