[Spridgets] No LBC School won't allow Christmas in my classroom, how to get around that.

[David Lieb]

> So what are your thoughts on me making a dress in the shape of a Christmas
> tree with battery operated lights?

I dunno, Linda. I have never met you and could not pick you out of a
lineup, but I am having trouble picturing you in a dress. At least
they are banning the pagan solstice things like Christmas trees (and
mistletoe?) rather than just the Christian symbols.
Bet you could find a hideous Christmas sweater in a resale shop that
would have any number of banned items on it... Just add lights.
David L