[Spridgets] NO LBC: Frank's or Ron's advice????

[David Woerpel]

*A little smile for the day.  Not politically correct, perhaps, but I 
smiled.  Anon.*

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to 
approach the bed.

'Lissin' a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38-caliber 
revolver (you may insert "nail gun"), so you will always remember me.

The grandson smiles weakly and replies; 'But grandpa, I really donna 
alika guns.

Howzabout you leava me you ROLEX watch instead?'

Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his
voice; 'Shuddupan lissin'.

Somma day, you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautiful a 
wife, lotsa money, a biga home, and maybea a couple of bambinos.'

After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues; 'Somma day, you 
gonna? comma home, and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man.

Whadda you gonna do.. ..pointa to you watch and say 'Times up?'