[Spridgets] Point Blank, no lbc

Alan theshoe5 at comcast.net
Mon Sep 15 14:58:21 MDT 2008

Damn! Frank, just the description had my leg hurting. What leg was it? 
clutch or gas? Knowing you this won't slow you down on the Holy Sprite 

> No more jokes about Italians shooting knee caps with nail guns please.
> This dumb Gu____ shot himself in his leg yesterday with a nail gun.
> Point Blank on the bare leg.
> Let me tell you it hurts like all freaking hell. If you have been shot,
> you know what I mean.
> Bullet, nail, same thing.
> My knee hit the head of a nail gun while my finger was still on the
> trigger and I shot a 2.5"
> ring shank nail into my leg. The Xray is way cool! it shows the nail
> into the bone by a good inch before the nail bent.
> They cut me open and yanked the nail out with....what else? vice grips!
> I was sort of hoping for a cat's paw.
> Yeah. safety first but when a co worker hands you HIS nail gun with the
> spring out of the safety head, well, don't even think about bumping you
> knee while in shorts and on a ladder. You fly off the ladder, the guys
> all say the nail missed cause they can't see it embedded in your leg a
> couple inches but let me tell you it's there. You know it!
> So the stitches com out the day before Jim Johnson arrives for the Holy
> Sprite work weekend.
> I wonder if I will be able to drive by then?
> And I am the guy on the job always harping about nail gun safety. look
> who shots who?

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