[Spridgets] What is still there?

[Robert Bruce Evans]

Jim Johnson wrote:  "Last week Buster went to get a certified replacement
birth certificate. They sent him to the State Archaeologists office for
C-14 dating."

"Ha!  Proves how much YOU know!  Because I quit smoking three packs (and a
pipe) a day on October 19, 1990, there was no carbon left to test.  I have
an appointment with the State Paleontologist next month.

Buster Evans