[Land-speed] Fw: The English Professor (pun,bad)

[Bernie Brown]

The English Professor

An English professor was reading Canterbury Tales to his
class and noticed that one of his students had fallen
asleep. The professor was annoyed enough to send the book
spinning through the air and bounce it off the sleeper's
skull. Startled awake, the student asked what had hit him.

"That," said the professor, "was a flying Chaucer."