[Land-speed] Shop test

[joseph lance]

According to Zorba the Greek the one sin that a man commits and God will not 
forgive is when a woman invites a man to her bed and he does not go.

God will not forgive that sin because every time it happens his mother Mary 
yells at him and complains "do you know what it's like to be a virgin for 
2000 years?"

Therefore, by deduction, Mary is the patron saint of loose wimmins.

Lance

----- Original Message ----- 
From: <ifixmgs at cox.net>
To: <adin at frontier.net>; <land-speed at autox.team.net>
Sent: Wednesday, October 31, 2007 8:03 PM
Subject: Re: [Land-speed] Shop test


> David wrote
> Who is the patron saint of loose wimmins?
>
> What's really scary  is that I knew that one right off the top of my head: 
> Ol' Saint Nicholas - patron saint of  pawnbrokers, sailors and girls of 
> the night
> And here's somebody for all you guys running 14:1 compression ratio's  to 
> pray to:    Saint Barbara - she's the patron saint of gunners,  and, by 
> default, detonation....
> Mark C
> Out scarin the beejezus out of little kids at the edge of the Great Dismal 
> Swamp on Halloween night...
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