[Healeys] Real Late Friday Funnies

MBran89793 at aol.com MBran89793 at aol.com
Fri May 28 21:04:40 MDT 2010


"FISHING BUDDY"
 
 
 
It was  the perfect day for a little fishing, but after a while I ran 
out of  bait.

Then a few feet up the shore I saw a snake with a frog in his  mouth, 
and frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite  me with the frog in his mouth, I 
grabbed him right behind the head, took the  frog and put it in my bait 
bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release  the snake without getting bit.

After thinking about it for awhile, I had  an idea: I grabbed my bottle 
of whiskey (hey, don't laugh: it's the best  part of fishing!) and 
poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

Sure  enough, his eyes rolled back, he went limp, and I released him 
without  incident. I carried on my fishing with the frog. Caught a big 
bass,  too!

A couple hours later I felt something brush my leg. I looked down  and 
there was that same snake looking up at me. He had two frogs in his  
mouth.


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