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Subject: Italion Grandfather

An old  Italian Mafia Don is dying. 

He calls his grandson to his  bedside.

" Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome  plated ..38 
revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa,  I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex 
watch  instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be  runna da business, you gonna 
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a  home and maybe a couple of bambinos 
 "

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna  bed with 
another man.

"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you  watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"





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