[Healeys] Friday Funnies

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"Flying a Kite and get it  right"
 
A husband in his back yard is  trying to fly a kite. 
 
He throws the kite up in the  air. 
 
The wind catches  it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to 
earth. 
 
He tries this a few more times  with no success. 
 
All the while, his wife is  watching from the kitchen window, 
 
Muttering to herself  how men need to be told how to do everything. 
She opens the window  and yells to her husband, 'You need a piece of  tail.'
 
The man turns with a confused  look on his face and says, 'Make up your mind. 
 Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.' 


 
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