[Healeys] Friday Funny

Awgertoo at aol.com Awgertoo at aol.com
Fri Feb 6 21:29:12 MST 2009


A woman is arrested for shoplifting a bunch of six bananas--her  third such 
offense in less than a year.  She is tried and found guilty  and before 
pronouncing sentence the judge asks her if she had any  explanation, to which she 
replies:  "I just like bananas".  
 
Angrily the judge sentences the woman to six months in jail--one  month for 
each banana--when her husband suddenly stands  up and says "She also stole some 
grapes!" 
 
Best--Michael Oritt
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